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locknload
11-19-2007, 06:46 AM
A great email going around.

In England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the
Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
'empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, "Over the years,
the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into
great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of
land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did
not return."
It became very quiet in the room.
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Then there was a conference in France where a number of international
engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break
one of the French engineers came back into the room saying "Have you
heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intend to
do, bomb them?"

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have
three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are
nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore
facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000
people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of
fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen
helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?"

Once again, dead silence.
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A U.S. Navy admiral was attending a naval conference that included
admirals from the U.S. , England, Canada, Australia and France. At a
cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone
was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French
admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages,
Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always
have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the American admiral replied 'Maybe it's because
the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't
have to speak German.

You could have heard a pin drop.

KnuckleHead
11-19-2007, 07:39 AM
America, Fuck Yeah :D

Littletoy
11-19-2007, 08:54 AM
That's awesome. God bless this great land. http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/navigator/usa.gif

jjrgr21
11-19-2007, 09:16 AM
that is fucking great

fourwd1
11-21-2007, 05:34 PM
Well, you know what they say about the French, they're always there when they need us. :flipoff: